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You've all heard about Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told
Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard yet
About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget
Rudolph was under the weather he had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks
He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat
But Santa stepped in and said
Just calm down cause you all got a job to do
Like it or not, Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you
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And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ole boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made histroy that night
Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune
He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
You can hear his call Merry Christmas y'all
And y'all, y'all a good night.
chorus repeat the last line in the chorus to end.