Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse

Women seem to like me

They seem to like what I have to say

When they see me out in public

Women seem to look my way

Women seem to treat me so gracious

They sing me to sleep with a song

But there always seems to be a problem

Women don't seem to like me long

:| intro, sing over Yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse

Women seem to want me

To stay with them all night

We have so much in common

Our futures really do seem bright

Women seem to forgive me

They seem to become my very good friends

But when it comes time for a commitment

The romance always seems to end

Chorus1

They tell me all their stories

We lay awake and talk all night

Maybe it's me I don't know

But in the morning there always seems to be some kind of fight

Bridge

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Verse

Well women seem to be so clever

I love all the jokes that they tell

Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed

E (tacet) riff2

Hey but you seem to fit so well

Women sure can hurt your feelings

They can burn you down and not make a sound

And then they call me up and say hey come over

My husband has just left town

Chorus2

They tell me all their stories

We lay awake and laugh all night

Maybe it's me I don't know

But in the morning there always seems to be some kind of fight

Verse

Women seem to love houses

I've bought a couple for one or two

Women seem to think all men are louses

And I guess I think so too

Women seem so much smarter

Than your average Joe

Women seem to be a little more intuitive

And when they lie nobody knows

Verse

(play riff1 alone)

Well women seem to know how to keep a secret

They don't blabbermouth just for show

Fifty percent of their charm is illusion

And that is a good thing to know

Verse

(play normally)

Women seem to like me

They seem to like what I have to say

And when they see me out in public

Women seem to look my way

x4

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, women seem to like me

They seem to like what I have to say

Outro

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