Standard (EADGBE)
who... fuck on... (etc...)
Chorus
Who gives a fuck, what's going on
Who gives a fuck, what's going on
Who gives a fuck, what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer (You Bitch!)
Verse
Oh my name is Richard Simmons, I like to squawk and squeal
I like when guys undo their pants
And deal me a meal
I'm getting lots of exercise dropping to my knees
And I'm just glad that semen is so low in calories
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Oh his name is Roger Clemmons
He showed up on the Mitchell report
something about shriveled balls and a pecker
that's really short
He swore to Congress no needles but here's his fuckin' trick
When he wanted a load of steroids he sucked?Andy Petit's dick
My name is Bill Clinton
I'm the leader of the land
I'd have been in much less trouble if I had just used my hand
I'm not afraid of going to trial
I do not fear the dock
As long as there's a lovely judge
Who sit and suck my?cock
Oh her name was Rachel Ray,
I called that beaner bitch,
I told her it must be a good connection,
I could smell salsa on your? snitch,
that's not what I called about,
what I really want to know,
is how much jizz did you have to swallow,
to get that TV show.
Oh his name was Paul McCartney,
I gave up one legged bitches for lent,
Believe me that $15 million,
was the best money I ever spent,
I was high on pot when I met her,
I? fucked her stump in bed,
But now I wish Maxwells Silver Hammer
came down upon her head