Johnny Cash - Chicken In Black Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


E] For two long years my head hurt bad
So a A doctor checked me an he shook his head
He said B7 I'm sorry to tell you
But your body's outlived your brain E
He said I know this doctor in New York, son
And he'll A fix you right up with a brand new one
So the B7 head doctor met me
When I stepped down off of the train. E

E He said we had this bank robber killed last night
His A body's shot but his brain's alright
I'll B7 give you a transplant, boy
And you'll be OK E
I got my new brain in and I was feelin' great
I went A right back to Nashville with no headache
But something B7 strange happened
When I walked in the bank one day. E

Chorus
I said A stick 'em up ever'body I'm robbin' this place
Drop E all of your money in my guitar case
Don't A nobody move and don't nobody reach for that B7 door
A E lady said, why you're Johnny Cash
I said A no ma'am, I'm the Manhattan Flash
And I B7 am the best bank robber in New York. E

E Now the other night Roy Acuff called me
He said A John I'd like for you to do the Opry
So I B7 went out on the stage, but I couldn't sing E
I got into a half a verse of 'I Walk The Line'
And A something snapped in this head of mine
I yelled B7 stick 'em up -
Give me your money, your watches and rings. E

Change to F: F B♭ C7

F Well, I called New York and talked to that brain quack
And said B♭ Doc I gotta have my old brain back
He said I'm C7 sorry there, Mr. Cash, but I can't do that F
He said I put your brain in a chicken last monday
He's B♭ singing your songs and makin' lots of money
And I got him C7 signed to a ten-year recording contract.F

F Now friends if you see me walkin' down the street
Remember B♭ what you see ain't necessarily me
And if I C7 try to hold you up, don't pay me no mind F
But when you got ten bucks that you can blow
You oughta B♭ catch that Johnny Chicken show
He's doin' C7 fairs and concert dates
All up and down the line. F

I said B♭ stick 'em up ever'body I'm robbin' this place
Drop F all of your money in my guitar case
Don't B♭ nobody move and don't nobody reach for that door C7
A F lady said, why you're Johnny Cash
I said B♭ no ma'am, I'm the Manhattan Flash
And I C7 am the best bank robber in New York. F

TALK:
Well, I don't pay any income tax...
You don't pay tax on money you steal...
You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show...
Chicken In Black! hmmmmmmmm!