Alone In The Universe Chords by Jon Lajoie | Songsterr Tabs with Rhythm

Standard (EADGBE)

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5

_Verse:_

EFloating in space at the Aedge of time

In aE universe that we Acant define

EBillions of stars in the Aendless night

ETryin to find purpose Afor our lives

Yet we sEtill take the time (Astill take the time)

E A A5

Yes, we always take the time

_Chorus:_

n/c E5 A5 E5 A5

To masturbate ah-ooh-ohh

To milk the sE5nake A5

Girls do the taco handsE5hake A5

Im gonna E5hold my sausage hA5ostage tonE5ight. A5 E5 A5 E5

_Verse 2:_

Whether Eyoure English, French, JapanAese, or German

Whether Eyoure at home or at a movie Awith Pee Wee Herman

We Eall take matters into Aour own hands

With the Efive finger army we inAvade our pants

Wed Eall be doing time (yes wed Aall be doing time)

E A A5

If it was a crime

_Chorus 2:_

n/c E5 A5 E5 A5

To masturbate ah-ooh-ohh

To pull the handbE5rake A5

To play vagina E5DJ A5

Shes E5gonna play cuntry on the A5clitar tonight

_Bridge:_

E A E B

_Final Verse:_

E5 He burps his A5babyE5, shes putting on a B5puppet show

E5 Our gentitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo

E5 He chokes his A5chickenE5, she tickles her B5cameltoe

[2 hours later]

E5 Our genitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo

Im Agonna play ball on team BPenis toEnight