Too Fast Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Bm A Bm A

Verse 1

BmI can run a Ahundred miles

withBmout stoppin' for rAest

BmI can stay under wAater for

five mBminutes on a single brAeath

Bridge

GWhen I focus my mind I

Aalways reach my goal

G But there's one thing

I cannot contArol...

Chorus

I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

A cAouple strokes and my

eG5rection is a

A thing of the pDast

I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

SomAetimes it's even

gG5ame over

Abefore I take oDff my pants

Verse 2

BmI've read all the Aarticles

and BmI've tried every tArick

BmThinking of Sports or Anaked

Cathy BmBates in About SchmidAt

Bridge

GIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll

Alast a minute or two

G But if we doggie-style

oh man I'm scAhrewed!

Chorus

I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

I cAarry a spare pare of

uG5nderwear in case a

A girl sits on myD lap

I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

I sAwear I'll even shoot

mG5y load... if a

A fly lands on myD shaft.

DmOooAmoohD...