Jonathan Coulton - Big Bad World One Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


G/E♭   xx1033
C(alt) x3555x

Intro |E/A Amaj7|E/A Amaj7|

Verse 1
E/AAll alone by the Emtable of food
in my Dwrinkled Gsuit and my Dborrowed tie
E/AOnly thinking of Emsomething to say
in the Dmoment Gafter the Dgirl goes by
G Everyone G/Felse is having G/Efun or else preGteE♭nding to
G I eat aG/Fnother crudiG/Ete   G     E♭

Chorus
Cadd9 I quit, G/BI'm done
'Asus4cause I don't think it's gonna Dturn out OK
It's Cadd9no fair and it's G/Bno fun
If Asus4every time it's gonna Dend the same way:
C♯m7♭5 Me: zero, CmBig bad world: Gone

Verse 2
E/AAt the office we're Emall having cake
'cause it's Dsomeone's Gbirthday I Ddon't know who
E/AGet my plate and I'm Emscanning the room
and the Donly Gseat is right Dnext to you
G I get the G/Fnod, the tiny G/Esmile that doesn't GcoE♭me with teeth
G Maybe you G/Fdon't know who I G/Eam    G      E♭

Chorus
Cadd9 I quit, G/BI'm done
'cAsus4ause I don't think it's gonna tDurn out OK
It's Cadd9no fair and it's G/Bno fun
If Asus4every time it's gonna Dend the same way:
C♯m7♭5 Me: zero, CmBig bad world: Gone

Bridge
Staying in-Cside lying in Gbed
Noticing Amsomething that's not Emthere
Follow my Cheart, follow my Ghead
I'll follow B♭anything that Cmight get me somewhereE/A

Re-Intro: |E/A Amaj7|E/A Amaj7|

Verse 3
E/ACatch her eye when she's Empouring my coffee
and Dsearch my Ghead for an Dopening line
E/ABut I see by the Emlook on her face
if I Dkeep my Gmouth shut I'll Dsave some time
G What if the G/Fbest that I can G/Ebe just isn't GgoE♭od enough?
G Isn't it G/Fbetter not to G/Eknow? G   E♭

Chorus
Cadd9 I quit, G/BI'm done
'cAsus4ause I don't think it's gonna tDurn out OK
It's Cadd9no fair and it's G/Bno fun
If Asus4every time it's gonna Dend the same way:
C♯m7♭5 Me: zero, CmBig bad world: one