First Of May Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C (with nifty hammer-on fingerpicking on the D string)

GI woke up this morning

I had a Cscone and a large house Gblend

And Cthen a little C7Mconver-Amsation with my Csquirrel and chipmunk Dfriends

I said I’m Gsick and tired of winter

And I Cwish that it was Gspring

CAnd then a little C7Mfellow named AmRobin Redbreast

C Began to siDng D♯dim

And he sang

Em Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold Amwinter’s gonna last forever

Em Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the Cpeople to get Dtogether

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Chorus

Cause it’s the first of GMay, first of May

Outdoor Cfucking starts Gtoday

So bDring your favorite lady

Or at Cleast your C/BfavorC/Aite Glay G7

The Cwater’s not cold baby Gdip in your big toe

MaybDe I’ll see you in flaGgrante delicto

CGrass below you, Csky above

AmCelebrate C6spring with a Ccrazy little thing caCadd2lled..

G C G C

fucking outside

I Gthanked him for the information

I cried a Clittle when he flew aGway

I Cwatched an epiC7Msode of The AmPeople’s Court

And I Ctried to plan my Dday

I Gcalled up my old lady

She wasn’t Chome so I called my Ggirl

I Casked her if she’d C7Mlike to joAmin me as I

C Entertain the Dworld D♯dim

And I said

EmOoh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I Ampromise I will brush the

ants off

EmOoh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re Ctaking each other’s

D

pants off

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[repeat chorus]

So we Gwent to the park together

We were Cwalking in the midday Gsun

We mCet all C7Mkinds of Ampeople and we C

We fucked everyDone

We Gfucked a lady who sells ice cream

We fucked a Cman with a tan Shar GPei

CEveryone who C7Mneeded Amfucking well they C

They got fucked toDday D♯dim

So come on

Em Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your Amheart, feel-the-spirit moving

through you

Em Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the Clove when I stick it Dto

you

OutC9side

[repeat chorus]