Jonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain Landis Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
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X

12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
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1
1
3
         
         
         
         
         
X
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3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
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2
1
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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3
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4
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
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1
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2
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
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1

7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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4
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
3
2
4
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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F

variations
         
         
         
         
         
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
4
No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Verse 1

DKenesaw Mountain Landis was a Gbad mother fucker He was Dseventeen feet tall, he had a Emhundred and fifty A7wives He Ddidn't do that much except he Gsaved the game of baseball He put Dtwo and two toGgether and he Dnoticed it was A7four Now the Dtreachery of GShoeless Joe can't Dhurt us anyA7more And he'll Dalways be remembered as GKenesaw A7Mountain DLandisA

Verse 2

DFellow named Joe Jackson was a Gfielder for the Black Sox And he Dalways wore his black socks, but he Emnever wore no A7shoes He Dweren't the nicest fellow and he Ghad a couple problems Cause he Ddrank a lot and he Gbeat his wife and he Dalways acted A7rude He Dkilled and ate some Gbabies and he Dcopped an A7attitude And the Done man that he hated most was GKenesaw A7Mountain DLandisA

Bridge 1

BmMafia said Shoeless Joe FYou should really run this show DYou should be the guy who owns baseball And Bmall you really gotta do Is Fhelp us make a buck or two DWe'll bet on the Gother A7team You'll Dlose the game but Gmake it A7seem Like Dnothing could be Gfurther from the A7truth

Verse 3

DShoeless Joe did what they said he Gdropped a couple fly balls And he Dwalked up to the pitcher and he Empoked him in the A7eye And Din the seventh inning with the GBlack Sox nearly beaten There was Dsomeone who was Gwatching from his Dblimp above the A7stands DCradling a Grifle in his Dthick and meaty A7hands And as Dif you hadn't guessed yet it was GKenesaw AMountain DLandisA

Bridge 2

BmKenesaw said drop that glove FOr I swear by God above DI'll make you regret playing baseball BmShoeless Joe looked up and saw FThe silver rifle's gaping maw DThough no one had Gnoticed A7yet His Dunderwear was Ggetting A7wet He Dpeed himself in Gfront of everyA7one Slow Verse DShoeless Joe was finished but he Gcouldn't quite admit it So he Draised his middle finger up aEmbove the other A7four DKenesaw took careful aim and Gfired a single bullet And he Dshot that dirty Gfinger off and he Ddropped his trusty A7gun And Deverybody Gin the stands Dknew that he had A7won And Dtoday they still refer to him as GKenesaw A7Mountain DLandis Final Verse DShoeless Joe left baseball and Gbecame a famous pop star And he Dasked the musical question is she Emreally going A7out with Dhim He had a couple albums and a Gcomeback in the 80's But he Dnever won a GGrammy and he Dnever was the A7same And he Dnever could be Gsatisfied with Dcritical acA7claim Cause the Dcritics all confused him with the Ggreat A7Elvis CoDstelloA7 Yes the Dcritics all confused him with the Ggreat ElA7vis CoDstello