Jonathan Coulton - Shopvac Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


    Guitar 1             Guitar 2
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----6-7-6---------  6-7-9---9-7-6---6-|
7-9-------9-7-6-7-  --------------9---|
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Chords


Verse 1
B7 We took the freeway out of Etown
B7 We found a place to settle Edown
B7 We bought a driveway and a A♭swingset and a C♯mdog  E7
You got your very own Amaj7bathroom
I got my very own Am7workshop in the basement
We sit around Estaring A♭at the C♯mwall-to-Awall
Take Efield trips A♭to our C♯mfavorite Amall
EWaiting A♭for the C♯mday when Aall the F♯mkids grow up and B7leave us here

Chorus
If you Eneed me
I'll be B7downstairs
With the Eshop vac
You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F♯mloud with the shop vac B7sus4on
                               B7

But you'll be EOK
Cause you'll be B7upstairs
With the ETV
You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F♯mloud with the B7shop vac Eon  A      E

Verse 2
B7 We hung a flag above the Edoor
B7 Checked out the gourmet grocery Estore
B7 I bought a mower I can A♭ride around the C♯myard E7
But we haven't got reaAmaj7l friends
And now even the Am7fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if Eyou forA♭get to C♯mhide the Akeys
I'll Etake a A♭ride to C♯mAppleAbee's
I'll Ecome home A♭drunk on C♯mdaiquiAris and F♯mthrow up on the B7neighbor's lawn

Chorus
If you Eneed me
I'll be B7downstairs
With the Eshop vac
You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F♯mloud with the shop vac B7sus4on
                               B7

But you'll be EOK
Cause you'll be B7upstairs
With the ETV
You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F♯mloud with the B7shop vac Eon  A      E

Bridge
Cmaj7I like the Starbucks Ghere that's better than the Cmaj7other one
Cause the Gother one's not as good
Cmaj7They really need to put a C♯m7♭5light there cause it's hard to Dturn
It's hard to B7make a left turn

[Vincent's Guitar Solo]***

Verse 3
B7 And when it's time to go to Ebed
B7 I'm still awake inside my Ehead
B7 I'm floating up above the A♭house and looking C♯mdown E7
I guess I gotta go Amaj7back there
I guess there never was Am7any other answer
And as the Efreeway A♭hums the C♯mcars go Aby
The Eheadlights A♭roll aC♯mcross the Asky
EMany A♭miles aC♯mway but AI can F♯msee them speeding B7through the dark

Chorus
If you Eneed me
I'll be B7downstairs
With the Eshop vac
You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F♯mloud with the shop vac B7sus4on
                               B7

But you'll be EOK
Cause you'll be B7upstairs
With the ETV
You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F♯mloud with the B7shop vac Eon  A      E