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This was a tri-umph

I'm making a note here: huge suc-cess

It's hard to over-state my satis-faction

Aperture Sci-ence

We do what we must be-cause we can

For the good of all of us, ex-cept the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mis-take

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still a-live

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sin-cere right now

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore me to pie-ces

And threw every piece in-to a fire

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta, we're re-leasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned

For the people who are still a-live

Go ahead and leave me

I think I'd pre-fer to stay in-side

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe Black Me-sa

That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance

Anyway this cake is great, It's so del-icious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

I've ex-periments to run, there is research to be done

On the people who are still a-live

And be-lieve me I am still a-live

I'm doing science and I'm still a-live

I feel fan-tastic and I'm still a-live

While you're dying I'll be still a-live

And when you're dead I will be still a-live

Still -live

Still -live