Jonathan Coulton - The Town Crotch Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
Capo on 3 fret

The Dseniors threw a party down the Gend of Dutton Road
D It was almost cold enough toG snow
Em None of us could drive then so weBm had to get a ride
In the Cback of someone's GG-TA7O
D She was in the keg line with aG yellow plastic cup
D It was like I'd never seen a girl beGfore
Em Puffy leather jacket and a Bmhealthy head of hair
With the Chair she was Gsix foot A7four
B♭ I recognBdimized.. her faceC.. right awaC♯dimy

Chorus
She was the townD crotch
She was good to go aGnytime
She was the townD crotch
But I loved her like shGe was mine
There's a lAot of things I don't remember nGow
But I remember the town G/Ccrotch G      D
I remember the town G/Ccrotch G      D

I Dhad a pint of So Co in the Gpocket of my coat
D You can hardly taste the alcoGhol
Em Watched her from a distance but I Bmnever said a word
I was Cyoung and I Gfelt so smaA7ll
B♭ I was nBdimo one thenC, who was IC♯dim?

[repeat chorus]

G/C We stood around and Gdrank a lot and Dleaned against the cars
G/C Tried to beat the GWinter, made it Djust under the wire
G/C We got drunk and loGud under a Dthousand million stars
G/C Someone played Steve GMiller, someone A7set some stuff on fire

The Dcops came by to bust us so we Gleft the beer and ran
My Dhead hurt and I couldn't find my Gride
She Empulled up in a Gremlin and she Bmrolled the window down
She said "CHey kid,G get insA7ide".
B♭ Then she asBdimked my naCme and drove me hC♯dimome

She was the townD crotch
She was good to go aGnytime
She was the townD crotch
But I loved her like shGe was mine
There's a lAot of things I don't remember nGow
But I remember the town G/Ccrotch G      D
I remember the town G/Ccrotch G      D
I remember the town G/Ccrotch G      D

G/C            G    D