Pretend To Be Nice Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CWell he looks at me with those innocent eyes

AmAnd says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise

EBecause your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied

A♯I hope that you Fgot that A♯shirt on half Fprice

CAnd every word I say falls flat on the floor

AmI try to tell a joke, he's heard it before

EAnd I don't think that I can take it no more

A♯He's driving me Fright A♯out of my front Fdoor

CWhy do Gyou do what you Edo to me Fbaby

CYou're shaking my Gconfidence Edriving me Fcrazy

CYou know if I Gcould I'd do Eanything Ffor you

GPlease don't ignore me cause you know I adore you

CBut can't you Gjust preFtend to be nice

CCan you at Gleast preFtend to be nice

CIf you could Gjust preFtend to be nice

GThen everything in my life would be alright

OoCoh wGee..E.. F

Oooh wee....

C

CAnd I try so hard just to figure him out

AmBut he won't tell me what he's thinking about

EAnd then he falls asleep on the living room couch

A♯With his sunglasses Fon and his A♯tongue hanging Fout

CAnd then he disappears for a week at a time

AmAnd then he shows up just like everything's fine

EAnd I don't get what goes on in his mind

A♯But I'm tired of Fhearing the A♯same stupid Flines

CWhy do Gyou do what you Edo to me Fbaby

CYou're shaking my Gconfidence Edriving me Fcrazy

CYou know if I Gcould I'd do Eanything Ffor you

GPlease don't ignore me cause you know I adore you

CBut can't you Gjust preFtend to be nice

CCan you at Gleast preFtend to be nice

CIf you could Gjust preFtend to be nice

GThen everything in my life would be alright

OoCoh wGee..E.. F

Oooh wee....

C

D Bm F♯ C G C G

DWhy do you Ado what you F♯do to me Gbaby

DYou're shaking my Aconfidence F♯driving me Gcrazy

DYou know if I Acould I'd do F♯anything for Gyou

AI don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you

DBut can't you Ajust preGtend to be nice

DCan you at Aleast preGtend to be nice

DIf you could Ajust preGtend to be nice

AThen everything in my life would be alright

(Oooh wee...)

DBut can't you Ajust preGtend to be nice

DCan you at Aleast preGtend to be nice

DIf you could Ajust preGtend to be nice

AThen everything in my life would be alright