That Fuckin Cats Back Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Riff 1

I WEAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

I GBOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NEINE

IT’ES NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT’S HAPPENED

BUTA IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I BTHINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIERE

WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, ATOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE

WHEBN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TEIN

SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,ANAD LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN

NOW FABNCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE Ehim

Chorus

BAUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS DBACK, ANOW HOW'D HE DO ETHAT

IE SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUANT TO KINGDOM BCOME

NAOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FBUCKING CATS BEACK

Riff 2

I took all the back streets, going home that night,

Cause I didn’t wanna end up in the can

And I’d just turned into my street after stopping at the lights

When some big prick went and trodded on me hand

I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn

Then I spewed me guts up on the cat

I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce

But I’m fucked if I remember eating that

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Riff 3

I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed

With me feet where me head was supposed to be

I thought her bed socks where her nightcap

And her knee caps where her tits

But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me

And I just crashed like that till morning

The wrong way up in bed

And Christ I had the horrors when i woke

I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again

And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat

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