Standard (EADGBE)

Dog-tired, yeah, I'm wired

Up tighter than an E-string about to break

Tail-draggin', a little ragged

Hangin' by a thread that's startin' to fray

Just in case there might be

Little ears around

I won't say it

I'll just spell it out

Chorus

I feel like pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

Don't give a blank

And a whole lot of other

Choice words I can't say

Today I feel like

A Pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

Hung-over, a lot closer

To ringin' death's door than I was yesterday

Head-achin', hands shakin'

Badly in need of a shower and shave

Yeah, I know I'm lookin' a little rough

The least I can do is clean my language up

Chorus

I think I partied

A little too hard last night

Let's see here now

How do I put this right?

Chorus

Don't give a blank

And a whole lot of other

Choice words I can't say

Today I feel like

Pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

Percentage sign, at symbol

Back-slash, squiggle thing

Pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point