Verse 1DI'll be the one to show you the way AYou'll be the one to always complain G3 in the morning come a bang, bang, bang GAll out of fags and I just can't wait DCancel the thing that I said I'd do AI don't feel comfortable talking to you GUnless you got the zipper fixed on my shoe GThen I'll be in the lobby drinking for two
ChorusGEighteen, ABalding, DStars. GGolden, FAallen, DHeart
Verse 2DLook at the shaky's what's with the blush AFresh off the plane in my fuzzy rush GEveryone's gathered to idolize me GI hate the way you talk your Japanese scream DIt's been too long since I left the shed AYou kick the bucket an' I'll swing my legs GAlways remember the pact that we made GToo young to die, but old is a grave.
ChorusGEighteen, ABalding, DStars. GGolden, FAallen, DHeart DI'm a gonna show the way AI'm a gonna show the way GI'm a gonna show the way GI'm a gonna show the way GEighteen, ABalding, DStars.