The Kinks - Jack The Idiot Dunce Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
riff 1(C D E F) *2

Riff 1
Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare,
riff 1'(F G A B)
The turned up nose and moronic glare?
riff 1''(A B♭ B C)
Who's that simpleton standing over there?
Riff 1
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

riff 1                                    riff 1
Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt?
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
FHe walks like his feet are on back to front,
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

B♭When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer,
B♭Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce,
FBecause he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears,
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

AmAnd when we laugh at the clothes Dmhe wears,
AmJack just smiles 'cos B♭he don't Ccare.
B♭WhoC's that fool? B♭WhoC's that ninny?
B♭WhoC's that twit? B♭WhoC's that chump?
CThB♭e ICdiot Dunce, CthB♭e ICdiot Dunce.

riff 1                               riff 1
Who is always the bottom of the class?
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
FWho's a fool? Who's a boob?
FWho's a kook and an ass?
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

B♭When we take examinations he never gets a pass,
B♭Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
FAnd we all put him down 'cos he can't think fast,
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
AmWe ridicule him and punch him Dmaround,
AmBut Jack just laughs and B♭staCndsB♭ hiCs B♭groCundB♭,  C
C B♭ C          C B♭ C          riff 1''(A B♭ B C)
The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce.

CYeah, he's so unco-ordinated.
FYeah, and so disorientated,
CAnd when we have a High School Hop
FYou ought to see that idiot bop
B♭AndB hCis arms and his C♯legs
Seem to Dmhave minds of Gtheir own,
FAnd you don't need brains

To have educated muscles and bones.

CYeah, you ought to see him dance
FHe moves like he's in a trance,
CAnd when we have a High School Hop
FYou ought to see that idiot rock,
B♭And Bhe's Cfinally C♯proved
That you don't need a Dmhigh I.Q.
To make your body Gmove.
FNow he's created a dance that everybody's trying to do.

Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

CDo the Idiot Dunce.
FAll right put your finger on your nose,
CNow cross those eyes.

Put your hands on your hips,
FNow wriggle your backside.
B♭Now you've Bgot the Cknack
To do the Idiot C♯Jack
>From yourDm head to the tips of yourG toes.

FNow the whole world's doing it and everybody knows,

Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
FHe's a real cool cat and a real gone groove,

Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

B♭And the girls go crazy when he starts to move,
B♭Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce
FNow Jack's a success he's got nothing to prove,
FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

AmEven though DmJack is dim
AmHis mother is so B♭proud of Chim.
B♭HeyC, who's that groovy B♭looCking dude
B♭DanCcing with all the B♭chiCcks?
CThB♭e ICdiot DunceC, B♭theC Idiot Dunce.

Albums this song can be found on:

   *  Schoolboys In Disgrace

 Rock'n roll song. Riff 1 is single notes. Please listen backing guitar