The Kinks - Phenomenal Cat Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


  F   E   A     E    C    B♭    F       D  G D  G

A lDong, long tGime aDgo, in a laDnd of idGiot bDoys
There lGived the cDat, a phFenomenal cCat
Who lB♭oved to wallow all dFay

No one bothered him as he sat, content in his tree
He just lived to eat cos it kept him fat
And that's how he wanted to stay

CHORUS #1:
 Dm                    A            C
FThough he was big and fat, all the world was good to him
And he poDminted out on the mAap all the pClaces he had Fsus4been
 Dm      Dm/G    Dm F Dm E
CoweDm/Cs, SardiniDma, B♭KatmaAndu, The Scilly Isles and Sahara, too

Fum, fum, diddle-um di
La la la la, la-la la la
La la la la, la-la la la la
La la la la-la la la

CHORUS #2:
Once when he was thin, he had flown to old Hong Kong
And had learned the secret of life, and the sea and the sky beyond
So he gave up his diet and sat in a tree
And ate himself through eternity

Fum, fum, diddle-um di
La la la la la-la la la
La la la la, la-la la la la
La la la la-la la la
Fum, fum, diddle-um di
Fum, fum, diddle-um di

CHORDS:
Dm/G: x x x 0 3 1  Dm/F: x x 3 2 3 1  Dm/E: x x 2 2 3 1
Dm/C: x 3 0 2 3 1  Dm/B♭: x 1 0 2 3 1

NOTE:  The only difference with the previous version is the little intro.
Of course you really need a flute to make it recognizable.