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Being alone on Valentine's day doesn't bother me

Normally, I don't exude lugubriosity

But this year I am curious,

What it's like to feel blue

Though it may be spurious,

I've got nothing else to do

And I'm gonna shed tear after tear

Not that I'm a lonely guy,

but Valentine's comes but once a year

I might as well give it a try

So I'll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find

Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind

Dress all grim and gruesome

Drive until I'm ill

Watch the happy twosomes,

Whom if I were truly lonely I would probably want to kill

And I'm gonna shed tear after tear

Not that I'm a lonely guy,

but Valentine's comes but once a year

I might as well give it a try