Standard (EADGBE)

well, I thought I’d write a little song

so I wrote a little song

then I tried to write some lyrics

but I didn’t last too long

so I figured, why not sing about me

trying to write a song and stuff

and I decided to keep on singing

‘til I had had enough, but then I realized

this song needs a hook

an ironic little

self refrential

catchy freakin’ hook

so I made the chorus

all about how

this song needs a hook

an ironic little

self refrential hook

And a guitar solo

Bad guitar solo

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this

… ok.

Awesome midi guitar solo

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…

Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. OK?

OK? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)

Oh.

baby, tell me why

why do they call it a bridge anyhow?

you cannot walk on it

it doesn’t have a guard rail

it doesn’t even hold many cows

this song is sort of caving in on itself

and so it’s going to end right now

right now