Standard (EADGBE)

Hey you, sit down and listen

Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’

Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?

Eating, breathing Macromedia

Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?

Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face

You gotta be kidding me with that crap

Animutation’s where it’s at

Chorus

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee

Just take it from me, MC

You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane

I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?

You’re an idiot if you disagree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

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If you got the time, go grab a pen

and watch that thing again and again

Try to figure it out, what does it mean?

What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?

Does anybody know? Are there any takers?

What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?

The world is full of speculation

But nobody cracks this Animutation

Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance

Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance

Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife

Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life

Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb

I lost my job when I got fired

by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,

he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment

Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?

He looks dead, he’s full of lead,

bleeding red onto my bedspread,

and he also seems to be missing his head

Why am I holding this gun and axe?

Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?

Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,

Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

Hey, don’t you gimme that look

You never had what it took

I took the beef and I beefed it up

You sat and whined while I took the cup

of gold, you are getting old

When you see my face you better fold

Take this mop and shove it, boy

cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard

Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

I am known as the Beef Bastard

Everyone else is a walking disaster

I am known as the Beef Bastard

Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!

I am known as the Beef Bastard

Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

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Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!

Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!

Got a girl

She’s a DOUBLE D!

I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!

I eat paste all damn day

I was in a Shakespeare play

I sit down on a Lazy Susan

Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

I get paid to play with my thing!

I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN

ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!

Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon

Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!

And I can’t think of anymore to say

Chorus

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO

FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM

IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE

GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run

Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun

and a veggie burger with tsukemono

Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono

To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife

And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife

named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,

saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”

Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey

Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey

Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie

Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky

Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,

I need tea for two, how about you,

Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?

It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

Props to Neil, he’s the real deal

His friends all call him Mr. Popiel

He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week

His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!

He singlehandedly changed the face of the net

He’s an online semi-celebrity you'll never forget

He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder

His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!

(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

There you have it, that’s the game

151 we can all be the same

I’m sure that it’s been appetizing

with all the subliminal advertizing

this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation

in formation raise their hands in dedication

to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-

power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi