Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Hope you have lots of babies

Hope you get a real good job

Hope you don't mind company

'Cause we'll be here a lot

And brother here's some brotherly advice

If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right

Chorus

'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

An' Mama's got a real bad temper

An' Daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

An' this side of the tracks

An' if you ever leave her

You ain't coming back

My nephew is a hunter

An' he's gonna hunt you down

Just like he did the last one

An' he still ain't been found

I like you just fine, don't get me wrong

Boy take care of her,...if you don't

Chorus

Grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

An'Mama's got a real bad temper

An'Daddy's got a shotgun

Chorus

Grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

An' Mama's got a real bad temper

An' Daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

[Muted barre A strokes]

Yeah she'll make a real good wife

*repeat this part 7 or 8 times*

Welcome to the family

Mama's got a real bad temper

Daddy's got a shotgun

end on Dsus2