Mayonnaise And Malaise Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

used chords: A Asus4 D Dsus4 G C E

I´m not sure what the last one is:

AWriting what you say and saying it all Asus4back to yDou Dsus4

GThe catcher in the rye caught a catch 22C

AKeep it at a pace - my life is like a Asus4crawl to mDe Dsus4

GCatatonic face - I`m marking time randomCly

A ... ends with E

Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)

then play this with fast strumming:

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink

They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think

Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more

I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

It`s really something to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

we`ve passed our prime in record time

I never thought we`d fall so low

we`ve come this far to sell your cars

I want all my unease to go

it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

I`ve come to resent what I represent

I`d like to smack that smile off your face

But for my angst I must say thanks :-D

So good to be put in my place

Mayonnaise and malaise to go B-)

Punk rock car :-)