Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

It's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey And my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls Sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well, I worked all week so I could come here

Have a good time and an ice cold beer

But one turned to ten and ten turned to twenty

And twenty plus and empty bottle's too damn many

Repeat Chorus

Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt

I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt

My fall back plan has done got sad

Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

Repeat Chorus

I sucker punched my best friend

And the bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band

I look like hell I feel like s**t

I think it's time I call it quits

Key Change

It's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey And my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls Sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

It's time to take my drunk ass home

I twisted up my ankle Can't find my cell phone

Yeah my lip's all busted And my buzz is gone

It's time to take my drunk ass home

If ya'll agree Then sing along

It's time to take my drunk ass home