Standard (EADGBE)

True, I'd give my right arm

To keep you safe from harm

And true, for you, I'd move to Ecuador

And I'd keep a little farm

Chop wood to keep you warm

But I don't really love you anymore

I don't have to love you now if I don't wish to

I won't see you anyhow if that's an issue

Because I am a gentleman

Think of me as just your fan

Who remembers every dress you ever wore

Just the bad comedian

Your new boyfriend's better than

'Cos I don't really love you anymore

There'll be someday when your eyes do not enthrall me

I'll be numb I realize you'll never call me

'Cos I've read your horoscope

And now I've given up all hope

So I don't really love you anymore

'Cos I've read your horoscope

And now I've given up all hope

So I don't really love you anymore.

Love Matt

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