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If I were to die in my sleep

Watching TV with a low sugar drink

I'll send you a song through the screen

That says remember me the minute to wake.

If I were to be hit by a car

I'll find you in heaven I'll be at the bar

I'll save you a drink until you’re home.

Don't be too far.

Oh and if I am killed in the van

It'll be an orgy of equipment with my Gameboy in hand

I'd send you a message from God

That says remember me the minute you wake.

If I were to drown in the tub

I don't take baths all that much but there's really no tellin'.

I'll send you a song through the drain,

That says remember me the minute you wake.

And so when you're fastly asleep

Fastly is not a word but that's a secret we'll keep.

I'll send you a song through the screen,

That says remember me the minute you wake.

And your bottom lip starts to shake

Because of all those evil college women's mistakes

Will you wait for me? Wait for me.

Remember me the minute you wake.

.END.

Whether you think it is good or bad, please rate. Message me or comment with any

suggestions or changes. It is a pretty simple song.