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It's all or nothing

And nothing's all I ever get

Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's always something

There's always something going wrong

That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about

It's a never ending attack

Everything's a lie and that's a fact

Life is a lemon and I want my money back

And all the morons

And all the stooges with their coins

They're the ones who make the rules

It's not a game, it's just a rout

There's desperation

There's desperation in the air

It leaves a stain on all your clothes

And no detergent gets it out

And we're always slipping thru the cracks

Then the movie's over, fade to black

Life is a lemon and I want my money back

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What about love? It's defective - it's always breaking in half

What about sex? It's defective - it's never built to really last

What about your family? It's defective - all the batteries are shot

What about your friends? They're defective - all the parts are out of stock

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What about hope? It's defective - it's corroded and decayed

What about faith? It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed

What about your Gods? They're defective - They forgot the warranty

What about your town? It's defective - it's a dead end street to me

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What about your school? It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies

What about your work? It's defective - it's a crock and then you die

What about your childhood? It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past

What about your future? It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass!

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I want my money back - life is a lemon

I want my money back - life is a lemon, life is a lemon

It's all or nothing

And nothing's all I ever get

Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's a never ending attack

Everything's a lie and that's a fact

Life is a lemon and I want my money back

And we're always slipping thru the cracks

Then the movie's over, fade to black

Life is a lemon and I want my money back

Back, back, back, back!

I want my money back, I want my money back - life is a lemon