Standard (EADGBE)

Reasons to quit the smoke and beer don't do me like before

And I'm hardly ever sober and my old friends

Don't come round much anymore

Reasons to quit the low is always lower than the high

And the reasons for quitting don't outnumber all the reasons why

So we keep smoking and we keep drinking

Having fun and never thinking

Laughing at the price tags that the we pay

And we keep roaring down the fast lane

Like two young men feeling no pain

And the reasons for quitting are getting bigger each day

Reasons to quit I can't afford the habit all the time

And I need be sober I gotta write some new songs that will rhyme

Reasons to quit there ain't no rhyme or reason when your high

And the reasons for quitting don't outnumber all the reasons why

Repeat #2