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Intro

Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight

It's abundantly clear that somewhere out here is a pet that will suit you just right

I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules

It's of utmost importance the pet that I get is something that's awesome and cool

Awesome, cool, got it.

I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Sure! How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wutesy and quick as can be

Cutesy? Wutesy? Have you even met me?

Rainbow, have faith. You see, I will bet you somewhere in here is a pet that will get you

C'mon, the sky's the limit!

Sky is good. I'd like it to fly

Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes he does

Aww, look, he likes you!

Pass

I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide

There are otters and seals with massive appeal

Otters and seals do not fly

Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the

water

That's it. I'm outta here

Wait! There must be a pet here that will fit the ticket

How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?

Bigger. And cooler

Bigger. Cooler. Right

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash

Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely

It's just a squirrel

Not just any squirrel, a flying squirrel!

Yeah. So, like I was saying,

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it. I need a pet to keep up with me

Something awesome, something flying with coolness that defies gravity

I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly

Ya think?

I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky

Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Better, but cooler

I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?

There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.

There are falcons and eagles. They are both quite regal

Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat

Now you're talking. But instead of just one standout, now that's too many

So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Not a bad problem to have if you ask me

The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too

D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?

No, I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

What to do, what to do, (gasp) a prize! That's it!

There's really just one way

To find out which animal's best

Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts that will put each pet to the test

Don't forget style, that should be considered

Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

The one who is awesome and cool

Just like me!

Can't settle for less, cause I'm the best so a contest we will see

Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet in the world for me

May the games begin.

And may the best pet win!