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Intro

Ps, Mom. Candace, have you been near the wild parsnips again?

Yes, but you gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.

What is it now?

Those boys are always up to something

And it's bringing me to tears, 'cause

just before you get home it always just

magically disappears

Those boys are evil

But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess

Those boys are evil, let me spell it out for you mom

E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

They built a rollercoaster and a beach in the backyard

Drove cattle through the city and messed up the boulevard

They took me back in time when we went to that museum

They built 50ft tree-house robots but still you didn't see 'em

Those boys are evil

Their crazy shinnannigans cause me all kinds of distress

Those boys are evil, sing it with me

E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

I know you think they're saints,

but mom I'm here to tell

Those B.O.Y.S.

they're just E.V.I.L.

Those boys are evil

They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press (and that don't feel to good)

Those boys are evil, everybody

E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

That's what I'm talking about

E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

That's what those boys are

Eeevil little boys