Standard (EADGBE)

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Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different,

Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,

And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,

It might go a little something like this...

?????????????????error???????????????????? (Chords: D#,A#,G#)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,

I really mean it,

Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch

Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm

Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Guide:

In 1st strophe C should be like this (355533) and G like this (334553)and C# and G# in

stophe just slide down neck and so til end.

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