Misc Cartoons - SpongeBob SquarePants - Dont Be A Jerk Its Christmas Chords

 
         
         
         
         
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Cadd9

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Standard guitar tuning:
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Capo on 1 fret

Intro

G(SpCadd9ongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.

Chorus

Bring jGoy to the Cadd9world; it's the tGhing to Cadd9do. But the wGorld does not revCadd9olve around Gyou Don't Cadd9be a jDerk It's GChristmas.

Chorus

There's a sign above the line that says "Express" That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

Verse 1

Be nice to Cadd9babies and animals, old folks too Cuz tGhat's how you'd like them to treat you Cadd9Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wDreck the house when you deck the halls.

Chorus

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. It's Christmas!

Verse 2

When others are talking never interrupt Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).

Chorus

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

Chorus

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. It's Christmas! Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.