Larry: HDmave you seen the sciA7ssors, miss? D Petunia: ThFey're in the bottom draGwer Larry: IB♭ tried that drawer but they're theFre no more Petunia: That's odd Larry: IGm know I thought for sDmure Petunia: Have you seen the maskiA7ng tape? Larry: IFt's right next to the phonGe Petunia: TB♭hat's what I thought but noFw's it not GI guess I should have knowCn Together: OChhhA♭h... Where have all the stB♭maplers gone? E♭7What happened to our paA♭per clips? Petunia: TFmhe ballpoint pens are gB♭mone again Larry: They're gone again Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Bdim Do you remember when... Larry: FmThe rubber bands were C7in their place? Petunia: TA♭hey're in the middle drawerB♭ Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer Larry: LC♯ight bulbs easy A♭to replace Petunia: Yes! Larry: B♭mThere were always mFmore Petunia: FmReams of paper rC7aining down Paper: Raining, raining down Together: LA♭egal pads a plenty B♭ Legal Pads: We're legal Petunia: HigC♯hlighters in eA♭very hue Larry: I remember! Together: NB♭mever less than twE♭enty BOhhhh... Where have all the staC♯mplers gone? F♯7What happened to our paBper clips? Larry: A♭mThe ballpoint pens are C♯mgone again Petunia: They're gone again Together: We've run out of packing slipsDdim Petunia: SCmomeday my prints will come Larry: PlGease replace the toner Petunia: SCmomeday we'll find more of Larry: OGur manila folders Petunia: SE♭omeday my prints will come Larry: WB♭here's the printer cable? Petunia: SE♭omeday we'll find more ofStandard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
A♭/B♭ B♭--CTogether: Adhesive shipping labels COhhhh... Where have all the staDmplers gone? G7What happened to our paCper clips? Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips Larry: AmThe ballpoints are gDmone again Petunia: They're gone again Together: BdimThe Sharpies all have flaF/Gttened tiGps CWhere have all the staplers goneAm? Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.