Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
I'd awoken from a coma
And I saw you hangin' there
You had asked me to try to speak to you
But I just jumped up in the air
Then we started shakin' and I was so scared
But you led me safely from that room
And then you helped me disable the deadly neurotoxin
That would have surely spelled my doom
Chorus
So Wheatley, why'd you try to kill me?
After all that we'd been through
Everything we'd done seemed like so much fun
But I just don't know what happened to you
Verse 2
(Same chords as verse 1)
Well I remember those times we were together
When you weren't totally insane
Breakin' windows and solving puzzles
My oh my, how things have changed
Chorus 2
(Repeat chorus)
Bridge
I never called you a moron
I never said that you looked fat
I never claimed you were adopted
Or asked you to buy me a hat
I only wanted to help you
'Cause I thought that you'd help me
Then I found out you were evil as evil
Can be......yeah!
Guitar solo
(Chords of chorus)
Verse 3
(Same chords as verses)
You were my best friend but you know it had to end
Because nothing gold can stay
When you said that I'd die
I felt a teardrop in my eye
That's when I started to say..
Chorus 3
Repeat chorus)
Chorus 4
Same chords)
Wheatley, why'd you make me kill you?
Shot you through a portal to the moon
You're floatin' round in space
And I just can't replace
This Wheatley-sized hole in my...
Heart