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Verse 1

I'd awoken from a coma

And I saw you hangin' there

You had asked me to try to speak to you

But I just jumped up in the air

Then we started shakin' and I was so scared

But you led me safely from that room

And then you helped me disable the deadly neurotoxin

That would have surely spelled my doom

Chorus

So Wheatley, why'd you try to kill me?

After all that we'd been through

Everything we'd done seemed like so much fun

But I just don't know what happened to you

Verse 2

(Same chords as verse 1)

Well I remember those times we were together

When you weren't totally insane

Breakin' windows and solving puzzles

My oh my, how things have changed

Chorus 2

(Repeat chorus)

Bridge

I never called you a moron

I never said that you looked fat

I never claimed you were adopted

Or asked you to buy me a hat

I only wanted to help you

'Cause I thought that you'd help me

Then I found out you were evil as evil

Can be......yeah!

Guitar solo

(Chords of chorus)

Verse 3

(Same chords as verses)

You were my best friend but you know it had to end

Because nothing gold can stay

When you said that I'd die

I felt a teardrop in my eye

That's when I started to say..

Chorus 3

Repeat chorus)

Chorus 4

Same chords)

Wheatley, why'd you make me kill you?

Shot you through a portal to the moon

You're floatin' round in space

And I just can't replace

This Wheatley-sized hole in my...

Heart