==Team Fortress 2 - The Engineer==
Hey look body, i'm an engineer..
That means I solve problems..
| e |
| b 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| d 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 | X2 |
| a 0 0 |
| E 0 2 4 0 |
Not problems like "What is beauty"
because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy.
| e |
| b 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| d 2 2 2 2h4 2 2 2 2 |
| a 0 0 |
| E 0 2 4 |
I solve practical problems.
| e | S |
| b 2 2 2 2 2 | T |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 | O fire guns, drink beer.. "aaarrrghhh" |
| d 2 2 2 2 2 2h4 2 0~ | P |
| a 0 4 |
| E 0 |
for instance how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hover
from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
| e |
| b 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 |
| d 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 0 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| a 0 0 4 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| E 0 0 0 |
The answer....
| e |
| b 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| d 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| a 0 0 0 |
| E 0 2 4 0 0 |
use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
| e 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 | S |
| b 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 | T |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 2 2 2 2 | O |
| d 0 0 0 4 | P ..."MY ARM!" |
| a 0 2 4 0 0 |
| E |
Like this heavy caliber tripod little 'ol number,
designed by me, built by me.
| e 2 2 2 |
| b 3 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 3 3 2 2 2 |
| g 2h4 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| d 4 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| a 0 0 0 0 |
| E 0 0 0 2 4 |
And you best hope, not pointed at you.
| e |
| b 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| g 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| d 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 | repeat till fade out... |
| a 0 0 0 |
| E 0 ^ 4 0 0 |
|
|(let ring)