Big Blonde And Beautiful Theme Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E13Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you.

A9Never let my extra large largesse shine through

F♯13Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun.

I B7hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done!

A9Then one day my grandma who was big and stout,

C9She said you gotta love yourself from inside out.

And just as F♯13soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff.

I C9found out that the world at large can't B7

get enough. So..E.

A/EBring oE/Bn thaA/C♯t

E7pecaA/C♯n pie.E/B E13

PouC9r some sugar on it, sugar.

C♯mDon't be shE9y B

ScooA6p me up a A♯dimmess

Of that E/G♯chocolG♯7ate CswiC♯9rl G13

F♯7Don't E/G♯be stiAm6ngy,

F♯7I'm A♯a grB7owing girl

I offerE7

A/Ebig lovE7e B

With A/Bno apE7oloBgy A/C♯ E/B

HoC9w can I deny the world

The C♯mmost of Bm7me E9

IA6

am not aA♯dimfraid to throw myE/B

weight G♯7arouCnd C♯9

PouF♯7nd by poA7undB by EpoundE13

Because i'm A7

Big, blonde and E7beauA7/C♯tiful E7

TherA7e is nothin' 'bout me

That's uE7nsuiA/C♯table E7 B F♯m7

G7No G♯7

one wants a G♯7mealC

That only C♯moffers E7theB leasAt

When E/G♯girl we're F♯7servin' up

The F♯m7wholeB daA/Bmn feEast Csus4 Gm C F

F7Slice A♯7off Fa pF7iecCe

Of A♯thaCt hF7ogs headA♯7 cheDeseF F13

Then C♯7take a look inside

My book ofDm recipeF13s C F13

Now, A♯6don't you sniff aBdimround

For something FfluffA7/C♯y and ligD9ht G♯9#11

I G7need a F/Aman who A♯m6brings

A G7/Bman sizeC7... Appetite

I'll use aF7

A♯7pincFh of F7sugCar

A♯/FAnd a F7dash oA♯7f spFiceF F13 C

I'll C♯7let ya lick the spoon

Because it Dmtastes so F13niceC F13

I'll A♯6keep it in my Bdimoven

'Till itF's gooA7/C♯d and hD9ot

Keep on G7stirring til it Gm7/Chits thA♯7e spCot F F13

Because i'm..A♯7.

Big, blonde and F7beauA♯/Dtiful F7

And A♯7Edna girl, you're lookin' so

RF7ecruitA♯/Dable F7 Gm7

WhA7y sit in the A7/C♯bleachers

DmTimid and F7afrCaid A♯

When F/AEdna, yoG7u

can be your Gm7/Cown parA♯adeC! C11

C♯7 G♯m C♯ F♯ C♯

F♯

B7LooF♯k ouF♯7t, C♯

B/C♯old BaF♯7ltimoB7re D♯ F♯ C♯

We're F♯13marching D9in

And we ain't shufflin'

Through that D♯mold bD7ack C♯m7door

And F♯9Tracy, B6i will join yourCdim fight

If i can F♯keeC♯p up A♯7thisD paceD♯9

And A13girls, i'll G♯7be right F♯at A♯your Bm6side

If G♯7I caCn fC♯7ind some space

So you can F♯7

B7HolD♯d your F♯7headC♯ up

B/C♯Just as F♯7big as B/D♯you pleaF♯se C♯

You D9know they'll hear me knockin'

With the D♯mtwo of these! F♯13

ToB6morrow, side by Cdimside

We'll show the F♯worC♯ld what'A♯7s riDght D♯9

Looks like I'm G♯7touchin' up my roots tonight!F♯ F♯13

Then we'll be B7

Big, blonde and F♯7beautB/D♯iful F♯7

It's B7time to face the fact

It's irrF♯7efutaB/D♯ble F♯7 C♯ G♯7

CanA♯'t ya hear that A♯7rumbDling?

That's our D♯mhunger to F♯7be fC♯ree B

It's F♯timA♯e to G♯7fin'ly taste

EG♯m7qualiC♯ty F♯13

On mother/B6daughter day

Where thin is in,

We're Cdimwhite as wool

Well ladies, F♯bigC♯ is back!

And F13as for black, it'sD♯13...

...Beautiful!!

All shapes and G♯7sizes, follow me

Let's bust their C♯7chops!

Quick, call the cops!

We're gonna dance our way to victory!

F♯13Two...B/D♯Four...F♯7Six...F♯13EightA♯...

B9TV'S got to integrate!F♯13

B/AStay F♯7

aF♯13way! A♯ B9

This isn't Negro Day!

F♯13Two...B/D♯Four...F♯7Six...F♯13EightA♯...

B9TV'S got to integrate!D7

We're here to dance!D♯m7

We're here to stay!

G♯7Tracy, this was D9beautiful! C♯7

Big, blonde, and beautiful,

lead the F♯way! F♯7 A♯ B Cdim C♯7 F♯13