Main Riff
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| B | |
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| D | 15p 13 11 10 8 10p 66 8 10 8 6p |
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Now for the next part, I made up a guitar rhythm if you want to perform a song for it.
Verse
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| B | |
| G | 99999999 44444444 |
| D | 99999999 44444444 |
| A | 77777777 22222222 |
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Chorus
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| B | |
| G | |
| D | 5555 7777 55555555 |
| A | 5555 7777 55555555 |
| E | 3333 5555 33333333 |
Alternate Chorus
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| B | |
| G | |
| D | 5555 777 9 7 555555 |
| A | 5555 777 9 7 555555 |
| E | 3333 555 7 5 333333 |
Lyrics
Why do you love me? (verse)
Why do you need me? (verse)
Always and forever (chorus)
We met in a chat room (verse)
Now our love can fully bloom (verse)
Sure, the World Wide Web is great (verse)
But you, you make me "salvivate" (verse)
Yes, I love technology (verse)
But not as much as you, you see (verse)
But I still love technology (verse)
Always and forever (chorus)
Our love is like a flock of doves (verse)
Flying up to heaven above (verse)
Always and forever (chorus)
Always and forever (chorus)
Yes our love is truly great (verse)
Always and forever (chorus)
"Tina, come get some ham!"
-Napolean Dynamite