Misc. Soundtrack - Reefer Madness - Lonely Pew Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Gm

The service today was really exF6citing!
Gm                      E♭--B♭/D--Cm--B♭--A♭ --
Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting!
With Gmlocusts and plagues, and little green F6froggies
Gm                          E♭--B♭/D--Cm--B♭ --
All that and more thundered down from the sky
A♭--Am7b5                      C♯
I reached for your hand like I always do
       Fm                 G--A♭--G--A♭--Gsus4 G
But beside me was just an empty wooden pew

There's Chymnals and a Dm7rosaGry
But Cthey don't keep me FcompaFmny
The Cwafers now don't Fsus4taste so Fgreat
EmThey won't BdimtransubDm9stantiGate
WithCout you near the E7gospel choir Amsounds askew
FmJimmy, come back and Cfill my Dm7lonely Gsus4pew!  G

A Cgloomy church that Dm7you're not Gin can Clead a girl to Fsus4mortal Fmsin! Gsus4
A lady Gasked: "Is Dmthis seat Fdimtaken?"
I Amlied, I guess!
I E7sus4told her, E7"Yes!"
I Cpray a holy Dm7shining Gstar will Clead you home from Fsus4where you Fmare
CIn a fog or Fsus4lost at Fsea.Em7..or could it C♯dimbe you're Dm9tired of Gme?
CIt's a line of E7thought I'd rather Anot pursue!
FmJimmy, come back and Cfill my FloneFmly G
pew!C♯dim      C11