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There was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man,
Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats,
Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five.
He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive.
He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime.
A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime
In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun,
Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down everyone.
He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde.
Cal Johnson was born the day he died.