Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

Oh hi Mark,

You were my best friend

You'd throw me the football

For hours on end

Oh hi Mark,

Right now you should please her,

Cos right now,

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

(Play chord sequence again before moving to verse 1)

Verse 1

(chord sequence repeats for all verses and choruses)

I go to work

I try my best

I spend my wages

So Lisa's well dressed

My good friend Denny

Wants to sit and see

We tell him to go

Do his Geography

But soon it all goes bad

At times I'm really sad

So mark my mark, Mark

Oh hi doggie, don't bark

I find Denny with a man

Who has a gun in his hand

Denny's on crack

The dealer wants his money back

Chorus

Verse 2

Lisa says I hit her,

But I did naaaaaaat!

Mark disses my party

So I fight him a lot

Lisa's acting weird

Just like Mark's beard

I'll take her away

And her what she has to say

Turns out she's seeing Mark

And doesn't love me now

I thought love was blind

But I don't see how

She said she was pregnant

But she was lying again

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

Yet again...

Chorus

Bridge

I go into my room

With a loaded gun

Put it in my mouth

Think about what's been done

Why should I try?

Should I live or die?

I pull the trigger

While audiences cheer

Chorus

x 2 (first chorus should be calm, second as normal)