Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

My scientist shows me a picture of a

Big red circle with a green smudge on top

My scientist says, "that's an apple"

I say, "ok, an apple"

He says, "very well done"

Chorus

He says, "you are a woman, and I am a scientist

I am a human and well,

You're something else"

He says, "this is existence, oh welcome to existence"

and then he flips my switch and turns me off.

and so on :)