Standard (EADGBE)
Verse
My scientist shows me a picture of a
Big red circle with a green smudge on top
My scientist says, "that's an apple"
I say, "ok, an apple"
He says, "very well done"
Chorus
He says, "you are a woman, and I am a scientist
I am a human and well,
You're something else"
He says, "this is existence, oh welcome to existence"
and then he flips my switch and turns me off.
and so on :)