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Intro

Ive joined the chess club at my school

I think tucking in my shirt is cool

Top buttons done up are all the rage

I correct Wikipedia pages

Even people at Cambridge think Im a geek

Just cause I don’t fit in a clique

Teachers students cleaners

And every one at school

May think Im a loser but

Mum says Im cool

Mum says Im cool

Im bi lingual 'cause I speak klingon

I dress myself as guys from tron

I read books on how to be a nerd

And I read dictionarys to learn more words

Im a Dalek from another dimension

Or at least I was at the Dr Who convention

Teachers students cleaners

And every one at school

May think Im a loser but

Mum says Im cool

Mum says Im cool

in everything Im in top set

licensed to be teachers pet

RPGs I like to play

Every minute of every day

I know off by heart the star trek episode list

and Ive never had a girlfriend, Ive never kissed

internet user

Java abuser

own a space cruiser

but not a loser

because no matter what the kids all say at school

I can't be a loser cause mum says Im cool

and Mum says Im cool

Mum says Im cool

(Mum says Im) Teachers students cleaners and everyone at school

May think Im a loser

But Mum says Im cool

But Mum says Im cool