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Intro

She said I get outta work about quarter past five

You can pick me up you can gimme a ride

Meet me on the corner where nobody can see

I got a husband who loves me but he don't like me

Take me for a drink at the Medicine Bow

I got a pair of new boots that I'm dying to show

Pop in a cassette - head out for Rock Springs

Richard Ford wrote a book - you believe that thing

O Wyoming O Wyoming

You can take me out for dinner if you got it in ya

There's a truck stop I love Little America

When the traffic thins out we'll hit the high desert air

Pull over to the side you won't believe you're anywhere

If you got the balls you can strip off your clothes

Roll in the bauxite like an Eskimo

Eskimo no that wasn't right

I meant like some Indian whose not afraid to turn white

O Wyoming O Wyoming

Promise me by Salt Lake we can turn around

Too much religion for me in that town

Lotta people go south spend the weekend in Denver

Come back with a bumper sticker right on their fender

Born in Cheyenne under the Capitol dome

I got an air stream trailer that I call home

I wear a lot of makeup and I got two cats

That husband of mine never know where I'm at

O Wyoming O Wyoming

Now if you were the one I'd say screw em all

Can you spare me one of your ol' Pall Malls?

The store opens at nine and I gotta be there

Can I borrow your rearview to comb my hair?

If you need a shirt you know where to come

Around Rodeo time it ain't a lotta fun

The tourists ride around shooting fake six shooters

And the city cowgirls with their pushed up hooters

O Wyoming O Wyoming

What I'd really like to do is do nothing at all

Watch the Price is Right and old Lucille Ball

Six o'clock news I go and fix me a drink

Starving babies make my heart starts to sink

Bosnia and Somalia that's a long way long way off

I know a girl in Jackson Hole who died of a cough

I knew you was wild when you walked in the door

And dancing the two step all over the floor

O Wyoming O Wyoming

Now I like a man who dances nothing wrong with that

And long as he's not wearing no cowboy hat

My husband and I we got an agreement

If he don't catch me he don't throw me on the cement

Believe it or not I get so tired of talking

I better stop smoking or I won't stop hawking

Come on save your money for when you in bad luck

Here's my number - now keep it handy in your truck

O Wyoming O Wyoming