Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
She said I get outta work about quarter past five
You can pick me up you can gimme a ride
Meet me on the corner where nobody can see
I got a husband who loves me but he don't like me
Take me for a drink at the Medicine Bow
I got a pair of new boots that I'm dying to show
Pop in a cassette - head out for Rock Springs
Richard Ford wrote a book - you believe that thing
O Wyoming O Wyoming
You can take me out for dinner if you got it in ya
There's a truck stop I love Little America
When the traffic thins out we'll hit the high desert air
Pull over to the side you won't believe you're anywhere
If you got the balls you can strip off your clothes
Roll in the bauxite like an Eskimo
Eskimo no that wasn't right
I meant like some Indian whose not afraid to turn white
O Wyoming O Wyoming
Promise me by Salt Lake we can turn around
Too much religion for me in that town
Lotta people go south spend the weekend in Denver
Come back with a bumper sticker right on their fender
Born in Cheyenne under the Capitol dome
I got an air stream trailer that I call home
I wear a lot of makeup and I got two cats
That husband of mine never know where I'm at
O Wyoming O Wyoming
Now if you were the one I'd say screw em all
Can you spare me one of your ol' Pall Malls?
The store opens at nine and I gotta be there
Can I borrow your rearview to comb my hair?
If you need a shirt you know where to come
Around Rodeo time it ain't a lotta fun
The tourists ride around shooting fake six shooters
And the city cowgirls with their pushed up hooters
O Wyoming O Wyoming
What I'd really like to do is do nothing at all
Watch the Price is Right and old Lucille Ball
Six o'clock news I go and fix me a drink
Starving babies make my heart starts to sink
Bosnia and Somalia that's a long way long way off
I know a girl in Jackson Hole who died of a cough
I knew you was wild when you walked in the door
And dancing the two step all over the floor
O Wyoming O Wyoming
Now I like a man who dances nothing wrong with that
And long as he's not wearing no cowboy hat
My husband and I we got an agreement
If he don't catch me he don't throw me on the cement
Believe it or not I get so tired of talking
I better stop smoking or I won't stop hawking
Come on save your money for when you in bad luck
Here's my number - now keep it handy in your truck
O Wyoming O Wyoming