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Intro

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When I saw you at the grocery store

You were sharing a shopping cart with her

And I couldn’t turn and run away

I didn’t know what to say

You introduced us for the first time

And I had to look her in the eye

But you could not imagine my

Surprise can’t you see

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You’re leaving me for an ugly girl..

Does she talk about politics and all the stuff

That used to make me sick?

Does she smoke cigars and stay up late?

Oh she’s so great?

Does she tell you what you want to hear?

I bet that she can grow a beard

I’d feel better thinking

You were queer

It’s not fair

I can’t compare to an ugly girl

To an ugly girl

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La La La La

La La LA La…

Ha,.Ha.ha.Ha.. the jokes on me

I feel jealous

And I feel mean

Is she so nice that it makes up for

Her face,,,

There’s no way

Do you have to keep your eyes closed?

Do you have to keep the lights down low?

Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold

Can’t you see you’re leaving me for

An ugly girl..

For an ugly girl..she’s an ugly girl..

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