Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
My sweet beautiful charming face has one fatal flaw
I got a fucking abscess in my fucking jaw
Drinking water and eating food only makes it worse
I steal fucking percocet from my momma's purse
Chorus
Toothache! (X4)
Swishing water, popping pills as my face swells
Aching stinging throbbing pain I'm in fucking hell
Aching stinging throbbing pain makes me wanna cry
If the infection reaches my brain I'm gonna fucking die
REPEAT CHORUS
Bridge
slowly)
Root canal, seven hundred dollars (X4)
Toothache! (X4)