Standard (EADGBE)

Intro –

Woooo, Woooo (whisper) Barking Spider!

I’ve been all around the world, I thought I saw everything. But then that fateful day, I was

walking down the road. Then I saw, lying on the mocking ground, next to a giant rock.

There she was.

(pause) It was a barking spider!

It followed me around like a shark in the sea,

right then and there I started drinkin’ me tea,

It was destiny.

Back in me homeland of Tennessee, I knew a good man named lil’ Timmy,

Shimmy-shimmy.

But one day, everything was going insane, and lil’ Timmy got hit by a hurricane!

(silence)

And that oughta suck!

(pause) It was a barking spider!

Guitar solo

(whisper) That barking spider.

They found lil’ Timmy on a barbarian island.

But sadly, before they could reach him,

He was hit, by a HURRICANE!

(silence)

And then their expensive boat got hit by a truck,

The sea came to life, and so did the muck!

All right!

All right!

(pause) It was a barking spider!