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V1:

If a December stuck in Virgin’s

Or the queues in HMV’s

Don’t tickle your fancy

For those latest DVDs

I know a man whose business

Is to provide those silver discs

With very little overhead

But no question of the risks!

V2:

He doesn’t do dodgy copies

Like those one’s done from cinema seats

With those silouhettes going to and fro

And the constant rustling of sweets!

No only deals in retail

Or ‘pure belters’ if they’re any good

He has no written catalogue

Although I really think that he should!

V3:

His prices are pretty healthy

Since he prints the covers too

And you get all this for £4 each

Or 3 for the price of 2!

And his name’s not really Nigel, no

Although that’s his true theme tune

But he certainly deals in knock-offs

He’s a pirate disc tycoon!

V4:

So to avoid the queues this xmas

And the high street’s shopping throng

Just send a wee text to Nigel

And you surely won’t go wrong!

He’s got the new James Bond

And High School Musical 7

And as long as you don’t mind the Chinese dubs

You’ll be in home-cinema heaven!