Standard (EADGBE)

Verse riff

Am|F|E|Am until last line

V1:

I’m not jokin

it came right out the blue

For a while I was quite certain

that it just wasn’t true

The wind blew right through us,

really ruffled my shirt

But it took a funny up-gust

and it lifted up her skirt

And mate, your mum wasn’t wearin any knickers!

V2:

Now it wasn’t only me who saw,

there was your da and his bird

There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well,

so I’m not bein absurd

And it’s not that we were looking,

it just happened so fast

But we wouldn’t have seen that much at all

if her skirt wasn’t half mast

Aw mate, your mum

she wasn’t wearin knickers!

V3:

We tried quickly to forget it

but we found it quite hard

And I hope you can forgive us

it fair took us off guard

I tried to change the subject

but Pat muttered to Dave

That it could have been a whole lot worse

if your mum hadn’t shaved!

And mate, your mum wasn’t wearin knickers!

Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7

V4:

So your mum had had a bit to drink,

so I got her up the road

On bidding her goodnight at last

she grabbed me by the coat

She offered me some coffee

but I thought that was too far

And those aren’t your mum’s knickers

that you saw in my car

Aw mate, those aren’t your mum’s knickers! (this line high G, high E)

Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am