Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x2
Verse
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Chorus
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Verse
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Chorus
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Verse
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Verse
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Chorus
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Bridge
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Chorus
Dumbest ways to die, Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die