Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

Well! If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win

If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win

Cuz all City Jesus ever really does is sin

Verse1

He stays up all night drinking and carousing

Yeah he stays up all night just drinking and carousing

And when the morning comes around he'll still be up rough housing

Chorus

Verse 2

God was gay he never slept with Mary

God was a homo he never slept with Mary

Well I'm not one for gossip but some say Jesus was a fairy

Up up the poop chute here comes Jesus

Up up the poop shoot here comes God

You're not gonna be spared the divine rod

Chorus